Health: Toxic

Toxic

By Tiny - 29/07/2014 08:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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You deserved it 3 801

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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You deserved it 7 425

By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 763

You deserved it 179

By chronic masticator - 21/05/2016 11:51 - United States

Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 589

You deserved it 831

My body, my choice

By Anonymous - 06/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I had to sit and listen in mortification as my mother tearfully told our therapist how much sleep she loses over my being morbidly obese. She doesn't seem to care that I'm body positive and happy with the way I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 264

You deserved it 1 031

By notaguidette - 23/01/2010 19:47 - United States

Today, I weighed myself. When I was fifteen, my mom yelled at me, saying that I was going to end up being 200 pounds by the time I was forty. Well, mom, you're wrong. At this rate I'll be 200 pounds by the time I'm twenty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 970

You deserved it 37 964

Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 158

You deserved it 929

By argh - 13/07/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 976

You deserved it 2 522

By shorty - 13/02/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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You deserved it 6 969

Eat Y'self Fitter

By Shnur - 05/04/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 944

You deserved it 21 168

Weight watcher

By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 411

You deserved it 695

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:52

Of you haven't already, I would suggest moving out.

froggyjade 16

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:58

I'm 34 and 5ft 1in, stopped growing when I was 12, lots of people appreciate us shorties!

Comments

xoxo_jmc 9

Wednesday 30 July 2014 12:23

I'm 17 and 4'11 I don't think I'm growing anymore because I haven't in about 4 years lol but some members of my family get angry when I say I believe I'm no longer growing .. what's wrong with being on the short side? lol

ZY1431 24

Thursday 31 July 2014 8:34

nothing wrong with being short bt to some its bad I guess

WinterBlue42 22

Wednesday 30 July 2014 13:21

I'm 5'2 as well. . D: FYL. In fact. . FML.

mr_t_07 10

Wednesday 30 July 2014 15:19

At least you don't need to lose weight

xvrhdez 5

Thursday 31 July 2014 0:34

I am sure its the way you act not look lol

askanother 3

Thursday 31 July 2014 17:39

Short women are the best women!

Appy07 7

Thursday 31 July 2014 19:59

Stop complaining my mom is 40 years old and 5 foot she stopped growing at 12

apo1980 6

Thursday 31 July 2014 21:01

5'2 how much is that in bananas ?

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 9:32

are your parents both much taller than you? If so, then next time your mother rants about you being short, just say "Mom, height is determined by both parents. As you are both tall, who is my real dad?"