Trashed

By Sailorjoe - 25/08/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 656
You deserved it 7 291

Same thing different taste

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MaddogTotten 0

More like FYL for having 30 coworkers watch you struggle to complete a task and not offer any assistance. The clapping and cheering was classic, but you would think they would offer to help first. As a guy who has emptied trash cans professionally, that shit can be heavy! And seriously, who asked how heavy paper was??? A trash can full of paper would weigh a ton, the real question is why would anyone store anything other than trash in a trash can. It's called a head people, it's not just a hat-rack.

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MaddogTotten 0

More like FYL for having 30 coworkers watch you struggle to complete a task and not offer any assistance. The clapping and cheering was classic, but you would think they would offer to help first. As a guy who has emptied trash cans professionally, that shit can be heavy! And seriously, who asked how heavy paper was??? A trash can full of paper would weigh a ton, the real question is why would anyone store anything other than trash in a trash can. It's called a head people, it's not just a hat-rack.

#15 a trash can of paper, mr professional, does not equal 2,000 pounds... aka a ton. Use your head, idiot.

MaddogTotten 0

OK Mr. math wiz, how much exactly would a trash can full of paper weigh? How far off was I? It would be close enough that you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Ever tried to carry a box of office paper? Stack them as high as a trash can and then try to lift them. Then account for the empty space that would be left if you dumped them in a trash can and fill that in. May not be 2,000 pounds but I bet you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

#19 there's a big difference between trash full of paper, and neatly stacking all the paper in there. if I crumpled up paper and threw it in the same box you buy paper, they would weight different. if you want to buy paper and throw it away in it's package, or use it and throw away be my guest. I don't know it's weight, but it's 1 ton. a box is 50 pounds, and it isn't nearly packaged paper. nevermind. you're too stupid to understand the physics of it.

hahaha I have the same problem throwing trash into dumpsters. Speaking of trash... I'm apparently the only one in my house that can remember trash day is on Tuesday... a woman 3 weeks after a C-Section shouldn't be pushing out a big heavy bin....

I'm pretty you're not so important that 30 of your co-workers followed you outside to watch you take out a bag of garbage. Not an FML, suck less.

alwaysalady 0

I've had that happen to me before. But it says here your a man. I'm a girl, and teh dumpster was a good two feet taller then me. What's your excuse?

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

dude, id feel proud and start dancing around like crazy.

yeah..i used to hate taking out trash at my work..until i realized there was a door on the back of the dumpster..ydi