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Travelling light

By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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You deserved it 18 555

By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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Shallow_Padentic 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:07

Like you didn't do that on purpose.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:10

You deserve it. You probably should have checked yourself out in the mirror first. I have to agree with Shallow_Padentic: You most likely did that on purpose.

Comments

jewelzgalore 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:26

Wtf *****?

warhorse57 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:26

I wouldn't have told you.......I might have tried.....never mind

midwestjerk 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:28

YDI for dressing like a pathetic little *****. I don't believe for a second that you didn't know the dress was see-through.

genius_man16 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:54

What? Are you joking? Even if that made sense, it's her fault for not checking her outfit out for things like that. She totally deserves it for dressing like a *****.

summer99 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:14

umm who doesn't check the mirror before they leave the house?

wienerwagon 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 6:04

She wasn't going to a fancy dinner or even something silly like the mall. She was going to Walmart. Do you really check yourself in the mirror everytime you go to Walmart? I hope not.

missmeliss0309 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:40

Wow. So you go to HUGE public stores without even checking yourself in the mirror? I've gotta see that.

indy316 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 7:51

honestly I've done this before! put on a white top because you are in a hurry, and not realized it would look different in different light. there's just no need to call her a pathetic *****; that's just mean.

RJB 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:28

They could totally see my ass! Like yah know they could toatally like see my like ass yah know! Can girls stop adding yah know and like and totally in there sentences. In my school some gilr was and speaking: I was like so doing this and like he was like i like you and i was like so totally like no! I was doing and some guy said to me I like you, I said no. ;-) P.S.A

ohsnappleapple 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:37

what?..... i can barely understand this

IheartCoffee27 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:54

"Their sentences," not "there."

roasbelle 0

Friday 31 July 2009 23:28

what does this have to do with this fml? and it doesn't even make sense

Zomlette 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:33

I don't know what you're trying to tell us, yah know?

papillonrouge_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:33

HAHAHAHA!! #16, you should contemplate the phrase, "the pot calling the kettle black."

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 3:20

do you have down syndrome?

regalarius 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:19

..guys, I think the point here was that if you add too many vocal fillers, the sentence becomes completely meaningless and unintelligible.

missmeliss0309 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:43

she only said "totally" no "like", no "yah know", OR "like totally". Having a bad day, much?

Megan36 3

Saturday 25 June 2011 21:57

stop being sexist :( not all girls talk like tht only the bitches

ManicGypsy 22

Friday 31 July 2009 20:29

Y Totally DI for being such a **** wearing a dress that is see through.

shananigans 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:30

I don't think the OP deserves it, or was trying to dress like a *****. If that's the look she was going for she wouldn't have posted it on FML. She could very well have looked in a mirror before she left the house. but sometimes the light in your house doesn't reveal the same things as sunshine or the fluorescent lights of a store. Many celebrities have made this mistake, when the flashes of cameras reveal more underneath than was actually intended. FYL indeed, OP.

live_my_life245 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:50

same thing i was thinking.

Puolukka 4

Friday 31 July 2009 21:46

I agree...and sometimes you just plain simply can't tell yourself. I have a couple of skirts and dresses that are see through when the sunlight is really bright, so I just put on shorts underneath...and the only reason I know they're see through? Because my mother or husband told me about it. Looking in the mirror you sometimes can totally not tell