Miscellaneous: Travelling light

Travelling light

By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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Five bucks

By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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You deserved it 18 555

By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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Shallow_Padentic 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:07

Like you didn't do that on purpose.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:10

You deserve it. You probably should have checked yourself out in the mirror first. I have to agree with Shallow_Padentic: You most likely did that on purpose.

Comments

hatarou 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:46

OMG you were that girl at the store kudos for havin a nice ass ya FYL most of my friends saw you

sarahvalasco 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:59

i highly doubt you saw her seeing as how you live in florida and she lives in connecticut

speedracer_1 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:48

your name was pretty clever. lmao. emBAREassed. i get it. haha.

iceman48_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:55

haha, yea. It would be perfect if her name is Emma or Emily. Em-bare-assed

CDS09 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:39

agreed, she at least gets clever points

passionateplea 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:49

You totally deserved that. There's this thing called a "mirror" and you use it to look at yourself before you leave, for this very reason. You should invest in one.

Amandizzle 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:51

YDI Did you look in the mirror b4 you went out? ...You knew what you were doing.

plexico 3

Friday 31 July 2009 20:59

Feeling good about yourself walking around in Wal-mart? I feel a deep sense of shame when I walk about Wal-mart thinking about all those Chinese children working for pennies all so I can save a few bucks. Even if I had ultra-ripped abs, I'd be disgusted with myself for making those poor kids into slaves. The good thing you did is provide mental imagery that a lot of the male Wal-mart customers will use for masturbation later today. Shame!

tapoutORpassout 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:03

i will say nothing to this but WOW! kind of stupid lol!

UncleverName_FYL 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:55

"Even if I had ultra-ripped abs, I'd be disgusted with myself " LMAO what does have to do with anything.

plexico 3

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:28

The OP was feeling good about how she looked, especially her body. I was just saying that even if my body were great, walking around Wal-mart gives me a sense of self-loathing.

nofmlstories 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:05

**** you, not all chinese people are dirt poor you stereotypical mother ******. We don't work for pennies just so YOU can save a few bucks, in fact, a lot of chinese adolescents become extremely successful in the future. Take Jackie Chan for example, look at how famous he is. Maybe some children do but even if they do, it's not for YOU. It's because they're forced to, and they've also been given fake IDs proving they can work when they are clearly under the age that they are granted permission to be allowed to work by the government. By the way I'm chinese. That is why I take great offense to this.