Love, Proposal, Cute and Romantic: Tripping

Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 952

You deserved it 4 237

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 045

You deserved it 4 869

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 238

You deserved it 3 050

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 145

You deserved it 1 710

By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 143 927

You deserved it 7 328

Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 392

You deserved it 4 246

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 344

You deserved it 4 629

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 834

You deserved it 4 855

By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 651

You deserved it 356

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 117

You deserved it 321

By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 735

You deserved it 750

Nylecroc 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:05

True rednecks right there!

drea41 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:03

hes a keeper!!

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geez23 0

Monday 21 June 2010 2:10

redneck

foreverused 0

Monday 21 June 2010 4:42

that is straight up red neck

mell_bell_017 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:08

in wall-mart??,,.

idratherbedead 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 0:34

how romantic' I spluged in a girls mouth that I liked very much

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 10:35

TWO THINGS: 1. ONLY IN FLORIDA aka the "wang" of America (Go Simpsons!) 2. You know you're a REDNECK WHEN....

roxy22_fml 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 11:27

ah haha wow!!!!

emopinback 0

Friday 25 June 2010 23:23

lol where was the honey moon

MercuryHatred 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:18

#232 Probably the plant nursery in the back lol.

metal8214 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:24

walmart sure is magical. "welcome to walmart, get ur shit and get out"

urmomsboobs 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 5:47

did she say yes lol

abasio 1

Friday 4 February 2011 12:29

That's all kinds of classy :)

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Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 110

You deserved it 330

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 380

You deserved it 89

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Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 830

You deserved it 5 452

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 972

You deserved it 1 041

Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 612

You deserved it 176

Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 362

You deserved it 290

Today, I woke up to a video call from my entitled father, who was fuming and yelling at me for buying a PS5. With MY money. I don't even live with him anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 004

You deserved it 97

Today, my ex-wife brought the kids to me angry that she had tried to pick up some guy but the kids ruined it just by being there, so she brought them to my house because she couldn’t be bothered this week. The judge giving her primary custody is a travesty of our legal system. FML

I agree, your life sucks 540

You deserved it 80

Tripping

Same thing different taste

Patronising

WTF?

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