Love, Proposal, Cute and Romantic: Tripping

Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 955

You deserved it 4 237

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 047

You deserved it 4 869

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 241

You deserved it 3 050

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 148

You deserved it 1 710

By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 143 931

You deserved it 7 329

Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 393

You deserved it 4 247

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 350

You deserved it 4 629

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 837

You deserved it 4 855

By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 653

You deserved it 356

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 121

You deserved it 321

By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 738

You deserved it 751

Nylecroc 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:05

True rednecks right there!

drea41 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:03

hes a keeper!!

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geez23 0

Monday 21 June 2010 2:10

redneck

foreverused 0

Monday 21 June 2010 4:42

that is straight up red neck

mell_bell_017 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:08

in wall-mart??,,.

idratherbedead 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 0:34

how romantic' I spluged in a girls mouth that I liked very much

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 10:35

TWO THINGS: 1. ONLY IN FLORIDA aka the "wang" of America (Go Simpsons!) 2. You know you're a REDNECK WHEN....

roxy22_fml 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 11:27

ah haha wow!!!!

emopinback 0

Friday 25 June 2010 23:23

lol where was the honey moon

MercuryHatred 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:18

#232 Probably the plant nursery in the back lol.

metal8214 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:24

walmart sure is magical. "welcome to walmart, get ur shit and get out"

urmomsboobs 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 5:47

did she say yes lol

abasio 1

Friday 4 February 2011 12:29

That's all kinds of classy :)

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 822

You deserved it 4 306

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I agree, your life sucks 8

You deserved it 8

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Today, I started my new internship at a vet clinic. By the end of the day I had: been peed on, scratched, forced to stuff a dead dog into a plastic bag, thrown up and almost passed out. I need to rethink my future career. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 908

You deserved it 9 076

Today, I thought I finally had a decent boyfriend. He didn’t seem like an emotionally unavailable alcoholic like my past boyfriends. Then I found out he’s an unemployed Trump supporter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 579

You deserved it 805

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 917

You deserved it 31 008

Today, I started to fill out a job application online, with age being one of the first things I put in. After half an hour and 40 questions, I hit submit. I was then told that I wasn't old enough to apply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 220

You deserved it 410

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 876

You deserved it 2 385

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 504

You deserved it 4 371

Tripping

Same thing different taste

Patronising

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