Love, Proposal, Cute and Romantic: Tripping

Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 952

You deserved it 4 237

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 045

You deserved it 4 869

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 238

You deserved it 3 050

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 145

You deserved it 1 710

By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 143 927

You deserved it 7 328

Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 392

You deserved it 4 246

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 344

You deserved it 4 629

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 834

You deserved it 4 855

By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 651

You deserved it 356

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 117

You deserved it 321

By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 735

You deserved it 750

Nylecroc 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:05

True rednecks right there!

drea41 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:03

hes a keeper!!

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buckfasthero 0

Friday 18 June 2010 6:26

And people say romance is dead...

NTTJB 0

Friday 18 June 2010 7:41

sounds like a classy fella

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 18 June 2010 10:11

how is this possibly a fml?

RJohnyblaze 0

Friday 18 June 2010 13:29

Her step dad proposed to her mom in a f-in walmart! This is definately an FML...On so many levels. www.peopleofwalmart.com

fuzzyfhuck 0

Friday 18 June 2010 13:53

lol save money live better .. wal-mart he had the right thing goin

WendyJonas1995 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 12:26

that's not even bad at all! my dad propose to my mom in a mcdonalds... 25 years later they're still married

sammiesam221 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 21:40

thats not an fml

corkyjazzy 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 3:48

How.....romantic

derp1243 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 6:55

classy.

trackvampire 2

Sunday 20 June 2010 8:38

idk wats worsr ur mom getting proposed at walmart or my mom getting proposed at jack-in-the-box f.o.ls!

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I agree, your life sucks 871

You deserved it 182

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You deserved it 30 907

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You deserved it 182

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I agree, your life sucks 1 234

You deserved it 2 107

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I agree, your life sucks 5 094

You deserved it 494

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Tripping

Same thing different taste

Patronising

WTF?

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