Love, Proposal, Cute and Romantic: Tripping

Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 955

You deserved it 4 237

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 047

You deserved it 4 869

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 241

You deserved it 3 050

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 148

You deserved it 1 710

By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 143 931

You deserved it 7 329

Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 393

You deserved it 4 247

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 350

You deserved it 4 629

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 837

You deserved it 4 855

By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 653

You deserved it 356

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 121

You deserved it 321

By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 738

You deserved it 751

Nylecroc 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:05

True rednecks right there!

drea41 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:03

hes a keeper!!

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buckfasthero 0

Friday 18 June 2010 6:26

And people say romance is dead...

NTTJB 0

Friday 18 June 2010 7:41

sounds like a classy fella

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 18 June 2010 10:11

how is this possibly a fml?

RJohnyblaze 0

Friday 18 June 2010 13:29

Her step dad proposed to her mom in a f-in walmart! This is definately an FML...On so many levels. www.peopleofwalmart.com

fuzzyfhuck 0

Friday 18 June 2010 13:53

lol save money live better .. wal-mart he had the right thing goin

WendyJonas1995 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 12:26

that's not even bad at all! my dad propose to my mom in a mcdonalds... 25 years later they're still married

sammiesam221 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 21:40

thats not an fml

corkyjazzy 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 3:48

How.....romantic

derp1243 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 6:55

classy.

trackvampire 2

Sunday 20 June 2010 8:38

idk wats worsr ur mom getting proposed at walmart or my mom getting proposed at jack-in-the-box f.o.ls!

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I agree, your life sucks 11 531

You deserved it 32 700

Today, I’m 15 and my mother banned me from watching YouTube because it’s "distracting." What the f***? How? Now I have to pretend that I've watched the things my friends send me so they won’t know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149

You deserved it 455

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I agree, your life sucks 404

You deserved it 97

Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML

I agree, your life sucks 695

You deserved it 2 284

Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 182

You deserved it 5 938

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 058

You deserved it 2 859

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 545

You deserved it 8 227

Today, I experienced the old joke about recognising women by their shoes sticking out of the driver and passenger windows. It was my mother's shoes in my mother's car, but the guy happily plowing her on top of the hand-brake was not my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 600

You deserved it 315

Tripping

Same thing different taste

Patronising

WTF?

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