Love, Proposal, Cute and Romantic: Tripping

Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 955

You deserved it 4 237

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 047

You deserved it 4 869

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 241

You deserved it 3 050

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 148

You deserved it 1 710

By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 143 931

You deserved it 7 329

Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 393

You deserved it 4 247

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 350

You deserved it 4 629

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 837

You deserved it 4 855

By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 653

You deserved it 356

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 121

You deserved it 321

By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 738

You deserved it 751

Nylecroc 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:05

True rednecks right there!

drea41 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:03

hes a keeper!!

Comments

theanimepanda 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:22

did he buy the ring there, too??

LesaraRose 8

Saturday 11 August 2012 9:22

get over it. if he makes her happy you should be too. besides I've heard way worse engagement ideas

gnattine 11

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:57

Classy.

whereismyb4con 16

Friday 2 November 2012 17:47

Keeping it classy

eduardocwc 4

Monday 7 January 2013 13:50

Better wal-mart than publix at least wal-Mart is a little more romentic

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 0:08

If he makes her happy.

Kevinmeowbeanz 22

Saturday 3 October 2015 6:10

only in Florida

PotatoesAndCake 26

Monday 1 February 2016 20:29

A proposal every girl dreams about

tiptoppc 19

Friday 28 June 2024 0:36

Was likely done in the hunting isle right between the shotguns and the flea and tick dog spray…

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 1 July 2024 3:47

Bet that's also where he got the ring.

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 294

You deserved it 9 654

Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115

You deserved it 652

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Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 628

You deserved it 17 982

Today, I blacked out while riding my electric scooter. Luckily, I was quickly jolted awake when my chin hit the tarmac. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 049

You deserved it 213

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 136

You deserved it 1 542

Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 079

You deserved it 132

Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 486

You deserved it 5 329

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 205

You deserved it 2 746

Tripping

Same thing different taste

Patronising

WTF?

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