Truancy

By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

I'm trying to picture the look on the teachers face.

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calypso1212 14

Like that was never going to catch up with her........

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loserboii 11

Kids are getting smarter and smarter. They do indeed grow up so fast!

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Musicholic_asey 1

Oh, it didn't sound like sarcasm to me. Maybe my detector's broken.

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loserboii 11

I do indeed advocate for the sarcasm font.

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BunchieRules 31

Oh, how I wish the SarcMark worked for situations like these... unfortunately, I don't believe they're compatible with FML.

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SpikyG 3

You can't tell sarcasm on the Internet.

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skyeyez9 24

The teacher was probably thinking...well that lying little shit!

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VeganVampyre 26

Nah, the teacher was thinking "holy shit, her mom's a ghost!"

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WCARlover 34

I wonder how old she is. Kids today are becoming so smart with their excuses

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Fatmangotmypie1 7

You daughter is an evil genius. I see a job in politics in her future.

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panngp 5

That's too bad. If I were you, I would be so angry for that. >;(

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yogima 6

Seems like you do not give her that much attention, no?

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xMissxMurderx 1

CLASSIC!!! However she's gonna come up with even crazier excuses as she gets older!

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