Truancy

By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

I'm trying to picture the look on the teachers face.

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calypso1212 14

Like that was never going to catch up with her........

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noisebox 1

Wow, time to send her to live in a group home for a while, to reflect on the value of lying....

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denden_mushi 11

If she did skip school so much, she might have thought up a better excuse.

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center 5

You could have followed up saying you were there only to eat the teachers' brains.

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KiddNYC1O 20

She's worried about why her daughter would proclaim her dead at all.

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perdix 29

Now she sees how successful this strategy can be, she knows what to do next time she wants a break from school. Don't drink the mango smoothie!!!

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nachosbabygurl 9

your daughter needs a very good ass whopping

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iilovecokee 6

Hmm, nothing a belt can't fix. Just kidding, imagine the story she'd feed to the cops and child protective services.

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Cainicide 5

I don't have anything witty to say to this, sorry. Good FML, though xD

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VeganVampyre 26

No it's not! You WILL comment, OR ELSE!

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Just tell her, "I was dead. *beat* I got better."

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bizarre_ftw 21

Is there any way I can hack FML and thumb you up about 20 more times?

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bizarre_ftw 21

(please take into account that I am shit with computers, they hate me and I fail at them, so I would need the "hacking FML for Extreme dummies" version, thank you ^_^) ((also, please no one think I'm being serious, just on the incase someone tries to get me in deep shit for this comment train))

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

The next time your daughter wants you to give her money, sign a permission slip, or anything else like that, tell her, "Sorry, I can't do that - I'm dead."

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ICastillo 24

I want to know which way your daughter described your death a nice peaceful death or a dreadful one. Maybe that's why her teacher was shocked you probably were blown to pieces...

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