Weird, Creepy, Creepypasta, Scary and Miscellaneous: True, but come on…

True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 211

You deserved it 2 425

End-of-year festivities: New Year's Eve fun and frolics
End the year on a high note with anecdotes where every New Year's Eve firecracker is synonymous with laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 945

You deserved it 4 399

It's not what you think

By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 906

You deserved it 11 786

By offended - 14/06/2012 08:11 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 548

You deserved it 2 450

Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 966

You deserved it 2 589

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 493

You deserved it 175

By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 164

You deserved it 69 580

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 626

You deserved it 5 105

Nice

By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 421

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 876

You deserved it 8 856

Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 496

You deserved it 977

hannaaaahr 33

Monday 20 August 2012 16:15

at least he called you beautiful?

illabye 0

Monday 20 August 2012 16:16

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

Comments

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 20 August 2012 16:20

I hope he's not a clairvoyant or anything.

Leslier_fml 4

Monday 20 August 2012 16:26

That's scary! Watch out just in case...

torbey 23

Monday 20 August 2012 16:26

well, hate to break it to you but we're all going to die at one point or another.

Nbrandwine 7

Monday 20 August 2012 16:27

Somebody jumep to conclusions a little fast?

xxmollyxx 25

Monday 20 August 2012 16:28

He was probably just trying to cheer up his friend. Maybe the old man's friend was feeling depressed about being old himself, or that his beauty or handsomeness or whatever had faded, and the old man just wanted to point out that it will happen to all of us. Don't take it as a threat :)

Old_Iron_Sides 6

Monday 20 August 2012 18:54

That's exactly what I was going to say! :)

ebonyirony 29

Monday 20 August 2012 16:30

Well everybody dies. Maybe the person he was talking to has a terminal disease. Or they're both old. And needed to come to terms with it. You know who doesn't die? Ash ketchum. He's always ten. Try being ten forever.

Enslaved 36

Monday 20 August 2012 18:24

Hey, Happy Birthday! You're going to DIE!!!! JK-- except the BD part is true.(:

ebonyirony 29

Monday 20 August 2012 19:20

92- haha thanks. And I thought of the song with the lyrics"every breath brings me one closer to my last"

Enslaved 36

Monday 20 August 2012 19:25

I thought of the song GNR "Welcome to the Jungle". (:

ebonyirony 29

Monday 20 August 2012 19:27

"You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You're gonna die. " Actually, some dude said that to slash and axl when they arrived in some city. They put it in a song. (the saga of Gun N' Roses book)

torbey 23

Monday 20 August 2012 16:30

I wouldn't be worried. That's like being worried that we're all going to die at the end of 2012...

airforce987 20

Monday 20 August 2012 16:32

What. The. ****. Who the **** actually says shit like that, let alone in public? I swear to God, this site has destroyed any faith in humanity I had.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 20 August 2012 16:33

He's a fortune teller. Or you escaped some horrible disaster and now death is coming back for you in the order you were supposed to die in. Just a thought.