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By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 211

You deserved it 2 425

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 945

You deserved it 4 399

It's not what you think

By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 906

You deserved it 11 786

By offended - 14/06/2012 08:11 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 548

You deserved it 2 450

Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 966

You deserved it 2 589

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 493

You deserved it 175

By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 164

You deserved it 69 580

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 626

You deserved it 5 105

Nice

By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 421

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 876

You deserved it 8 856

Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 496

You deserved it 977

hannaaaahr 33

Monday 20 August 2012 16:15

at least he called you beautiful?

illabye 0

Monday 20 August 2012 16:16

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

Comments

EternalHatred 3

Monday 20 August 2012 17:49

Run. Hide.

SataN201 0

Monday 20 August 2012 17:50

oh, what does he know. dumb old geezer

moonboobs 4

Monday 20 August 2012 17:54

10 out of 10 people do. You have nothing to worry about.

Jamialia 5

Monday 20 August 2012 18:00

And tell him you'll take him with you

xcarxcrashx 9

Monday 20 August 2012 18:04

Seriously 53 admit you were wrong

notepie 6

Monday 20 August 2012 18:05

**** that old fart. He is going to die to!!!

supportcommand 17

Monday 20 August 2012 18:08

Consider yourself lucky. At least you got to see your stalker before you go missing. Make up some posters quickly.

letmehavemytea 21

Monday 20 August 2012 18:09

I'm not sure how anyone could say you deserved this one...on a plus side, he called you beautiful!

annalily5 28

Monday 20 August 2012 18:13

Unless he put a time on it (ie"She's gonna die soon/today/tomorrow") you shouldn't worry. He was either having a rant on the futility of life(All beauty and happiness comes to an ugly end) or was saying how we are ultimately all equal(Young and beautiful, or old and ugly, doesn't matter, the reaper will take us all in time). I've had plenty of both conversations, most end with me or a friend pointing to random people say "S/he is going to die". It's just the truth, doesn't mean we plan to help you along.