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True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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You deserved it 2 425

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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You deserved it 4 399

It's not what you think

By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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You deserved it 11 786

By offended - 14/06/2012 08:11 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

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You deserved it 2 450

Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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You deserved it 2 589

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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You deserved it 175

By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 69 580

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

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You deserved it 5 105

Nice

By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

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You deserved it 421

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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You deserved it 8 856

Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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You deserved it 977

hannaaaahr 33

Monday 20 August 2012 16:15

at least he called you beautiful?

illabye 0

Monday 20 August 2012 16:16

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

Comments

immaMonsta 8

Monday 20 August 2012 16:34

I don't see why you're surprised by this. We're born, we live, we die. Did you think you were going to live forever?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 20 August 2012 17:23

Yes, if you visited Shangri la before. See you in the next apocalypse.

torbey 23

Monday 20 August 2012 16:37

22- I was simply referring to the above comment. Meaning, if I was that person, I wouldn't be worried :)

TheGreasyHobo 2

Monday 20 August 2012 16:39

Run.

highway_unicorn7 5

Monday 20 August 2012 16:41

Yeah.. cuz random old men at Starbucks are always right...

EternalHatred 3

Monday 20 August 2012 17:51

Of course they are! It's Starbucks! And Old men! Sarcasm.

2dog 15

Monday 20 August 2012 16:42

Maybe he'll rape you first!!!

FMLKitten 15

Monday 20 August 2012 16:45

You say this as if you want OP to get raped.

2dog 15

Monday 20 August 2012 16:46

It's sarcasm, sweetheart

torbey 23

Monday 20 August 2012 16:48

well you aren't very good at being sarcastic then.

itsme1321 3

Monday 20 August 2012 16:45

...Because up until he said that, you thought you were immortal...?

EternalHatred 3

Monday 20 August 2012 17:53

Doesn't everyone? Same thing with You Only Live Once! No one ever knew!! XD

itsme1321 3

Monday 20 August 2012 17:57

Yea, not so much :/

jelly713 19

Monday 20 August 2012 16:46

Don't take him serious, just avoid contact with him.

highway_unicorn7 5

Monday 20 August 2012 16:51

Ok you dumbass.First of all, the Myan Calender didn't count leap years, so the world would've ended already.Second of all, scientist dug up more pieces of the Myan Calender since then that date way past 2012. Finally, WHAT MAKES EVERYONE THINK THE MYANS ARE RIGHT? Think.