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True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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You deserved it 2 425

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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You deserved it 4 397

It's not what you think

By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 903

You deserved it 11 785

By offended - 14/06/2012 08:11 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 546

You deserved it 2 450

Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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You deserved it 2 588

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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You deserved it 175

By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 69 580

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

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You deserved it 5 104

Nice

By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

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You deserved it 419

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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You deserved it 8 856

Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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You deserved it 976

hannaaaahr 33

Monday 20 August 2012 16:15

at least he called you beautiful?

illabye 0

Monday 20 August 2012 16:16

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

Comments

ironwords 8

Monday 20 August 2012 18:37

Over time the survival rate for everyone falls to 0%

Meettitan 14

Monday 20 August 2012 18:42

Stare him down and give him the most devilish look you can. Remember, crazy people don't **** with crazier people.

cl4ptp 18

Monday 20 August 2012 18:44

Grim.

olpally 32

Monday 20 August 2012 18:45

You should have just said... "not if I kill you first, you son of a bitch!" :D hahaha... xD

xicadelaspoesias 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 21:59

Now why you have to bring his mom into this? :P

xNiiiiiCKx 4

Monday 20 August 2012 18:51

How is this an FML. Every single person dies

xxjenn27xx 8

Monday 20 August 2012 18:53

Wow that sucks. Atleast your beautiful :)

bjf10 22

Monday 20 August 2012 20:03

Atleast's beautiful what? I think you meant: At least you're beautiful

Lexi_princess 3

Monday 20 August 2012 19:02

About the "end of the world" stuff. They said the world was going to end in 2000 but here we are. Nobody knows when the world will end only God knows that so the world is not going to end.

Epsilonyx 15

Monday 20 August 2012 19:26

Beautifully terminal. :D

littlemonster29 7

Monday 20 August 2012 19:42

Maybe he was just trying to prove a point to his friend, like everyone dies at some point, even pretty girls. I wouldn't worry too much if I was you :)