True love waits

By Acolyte of the Bacon God - 15/02/2013 19:50 - United States - Fort Myers

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Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML
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Serisent 26

Perhaps, since she 'finally' agreed to it, she just wasn't ready? Or, perhaps your performance was also uninspiring to her.

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HowieDoIt 21

So you fantasized about eating sticks? Are you sure you didn't enjoy it for another reason?

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smokeyKane69 4

Dude take some ex or something that will get shit crazy quick. And Olive Garden breadsticks are ******* amazing. Maybe you should have went to Olive Garden first

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dee_baybee 7

if she was a virgin you shouldnt have expected it to be great; give her time to learn.

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mymiles 13

Teach her instead of dreaming about bread -___-

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fmfrigginl 7

Glad I'm not the only one who finds Olive Garden bread sticks ****** worthy lol

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TitaniumTade 14

Olive Garden does have some damn good breadsticks

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xMajesticTitan 5

Come on down to the olive garden and get yourself breadsricks..

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