True love waits

By Acolyte of the Bacon God - 15/02/2013 19:50 - United States - Fort Myers

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Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML
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Serisent 26

Perhaps, since she 'finally' agreed to it, she just wasn't ready? Or, perhaps your performance was also uninspiring to her.

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HowieDoIt 21

So you fantasized about eating sticks? Are you sure you didn't enjoy it for another reason?

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cman90 4

Those breadsticks are amazing lol

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SWC_Penguin 17

YDI for thinking the first time is ever good. Welcome to being. human.

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zachallred 4

Probably means you're gay... But being gay is cool now and there's lots of cool gay dudes out there so you're good. :)

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KennyDidIt 9

I'm sure Freud would have a field day with the implications of that daydream...

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salarroyo10 2

It's you not her! Learn some new tricks and work with what you got.

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10showgirl 16

You know... My friend and I have an inside joke about their breadsticks and alfredo sauce... XD

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LittleFluffy 1

Well, Olive Garden does have good breadsticks.

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Pensu 12

Freudian implications of fantasizing about bread sticks aside, if it was that bad for you I can't imagine how unpleasant it must have been for her.

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twinkie193 6

Been their leave her ass it doesn't get better fast enough to wait haha

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