Cats and Animals: Trustworthy

Trustworthy

By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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By Mistaken - 01/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML

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Spay and neuter, people!

By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 18:00

Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By Hunter cat - 02/11/2018 13:30

Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By ahdeadcats - 31/08/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML

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cieloalicia 16

Monday 18 March 2013 16:33

After seeing four, you immediately think the fifth is a stray? What?

DDCA 24

Monday 18 March 2013 16:40

You're a ******* idiot.

Comments

AnyaS 19

Monday 18 March 2013 22:25

I hope for your friend's sake that cat knows how to get back. My kittens have never been let out. If I had a "friend" do what you did and kick out one of my kittens (I have four cats) I would never trust you again. You SO deserve it! Use some common sense.

iwadasn 32

Monday 18 March 2013 23:19

That's a stupid conclusion to come to. How would a stray cat get in the house and under the sofa? Besides, stray cats tend to have a different look than domestic ones--they're usually a lot scrawnier and dirtier.

monkiki62 5

Monday 18 March 2013 23:32

Wtf? Ydi. That makes no sense whats wrong with your brain receptors? Lol

Kelishas 9

Monday 18 March 2013 23:51

Er how exactly did you think the cat magically got into the house?

nightowl713 25

Tuesday 19 March 2013 0:00

I'm having a hard time understanding your logic. If you thought she only had four cats and the fifth was intruding, how did you know that the one under the couch was the intruder and not one of the other four? I feel like this has YDI written all over. Definitely should have called first.

KingCeltic77 18

Tuesday 19 March 2013 0:15

You are dumbass..

ardencred 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 0:23

I swear I live here Meow!

Thr33to16 8

Tuesday 19 March 2013 0:24

No pity for the cat killer!

xs4u 13

Tuesday 19 March 2013 0:27

even if it were a stray, wouldnt u feed it? stray or whatever... that is cruel and ****** up. take it to a vet or pet shelter where someone might adopt it...