Gyms are getting more and more ridiculous

It'd funny how going to the gym is encouraged, when at the same time it is so damn overpriced.

It's not #dramatic

I chose to read the documents carefully before investing ;)

That's how legal relationships work. Easy to get in and hard to get out of. If you bought a house and tried to get out of an already signed contract you'd face the same problem.

Just tell them "I wanna quit the gym" and pray they don't bring out Maria

If you try going to a gym don't get like a lifetime membership get one either for a couple of months or a year that way you don't have to go when you don't feel like it.

Well of course it's difficult since most people just show up once and never again. Why would you want to get out of one anyways? Unless you were signed up for it involuntarily.

There's no getting out of it. And whatever you do, don't bring a friend for support. They'll end up with one too. And when you two go to try to close your bank account to cut them off at the source, you and your friend will end up with a joint bank account. Just accept you can't quit the gym.

Beware anyone offering a contract, it's not in your favor, there's always a catch, and breaking them usually screws you twice as bad. Hell Keanu Reeves did a movie because someone forged his name on a contract and it was just easier to make a movie than get out of a contract.