Transportation, Cars and Accident: Two in one - FML

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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Karma?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 17:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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You deserved it 519

By therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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You deserved it 18 806

By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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You deserved it 4 207

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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c_wyld 21

Monday 16 February 2015 23:54

Now crash your Uncles car into your Aunts car.

drayloon 50

Monday 16 February 2015 23:55

I don't think you're getting a car as a graduation gift anymore...

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

Monday 30 March 2015 1:01

At least it wasn't a strangers car..

flyerpretender 3

Monday 30 March 2015 1:14

Ahhh.. A wonderful start of the "yur-daughter vs my-daughter" argument!!! FML OP... Hope da insurance works out!!!

EarlFug 19

Monday 30 March 2015 3:52

My first day driving a company car I got clipped. Not my fault but I was dreading the fallout. Next day our president breezed past my desk and said "Hey, Crash! How's it going?" and kept walking.. Hope your parents are that cool. Accidents happen.

ImNotFunny11 3

Sunday 26 April 2015 9:24

Were your parents on vacation? I swear I read them posting about that earlier...

sakat38 10

Friday 17 June 2016 10:21

If it makes you feel any better, I have now hit my truck with my mother's truck twice. The only damage was a small paint rub (which came clean from my moms truck) and the dent in the rear quarter panel of my truck (which is hardly noticeable after my dad hit it with his fist).

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