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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 14 440

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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You deserved it 2 197

The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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You deserved it 637

Karma?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 17:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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You deserved it 532

By therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

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You deserved it 175

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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You deserved it 7 915

Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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You deserved it 1 498

By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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You deserved it 18 815

By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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You deserved it 4 146

By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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You deserved it 4 209

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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You deserved it 2 652

c_wyld 21

Monday 16 February 2015 23:54

Now crash your Uncles car into your Aunts car.

drayloon 50

Monday 16 February 2015 23:55

I don't think you're getting a car as a graduation gift anymore...

Comments

Glasshoney 9

Tuesday 17 February 2015 18:26

Oh my god, that sucks. Sorry for you!

dmoney247ivy 2

Tuesday 17 February 2015 20:41

according to the insurance as far as they care, you've crashed into yourself

rossea 21

Tuesday 17 February 2015 22:49

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaha

disnerd4 14

Wednesday 18 February 2015 6:15

And that's how your car was born?

anarkia1985_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2015 10:18

Double insurance premium increase, your insurance company is going to love you !!!

rushalm 7

Wednesday 18 February 2015 19:53

Are you a girl? :-P

ITSUPEREFFECTIVE 12

Thursday 19 February 2015 0:07

If that isn't the definition of car sex.

katieemerr 15

Thursday 19 February 2015 1:09

88 comments, but for some reason you're looking at mine.

anonymouse5000 12

Friday 20 February 2015 22:08

Hell yeah

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 12:55

When a Mommy's car and a Daddy's car love each other very much...

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Today, I parked in my "employee of the month" parking spot by the front of the store and started my shift. About halfway through my shift, a customer backed into my vehicle, got out and checked, then drove off before I could come outside. Perks of being the best employee I can be. FML

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Today, I shouted at my husband for buying a video game, saying that money wasted on his dumb childish bullshit could be spent on a nice vacation or date night. He quietly packed a bag and left. I'm getting the locks changed. Good riddance. FML

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Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML

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