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By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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Same thing different taste

By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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Bad guy

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 18:02 - United States - Belleville

Today, I realized I’m not my boyfriend’s “type” anymore. People say I’m beautiful but I guess he wants the filtered, social media-butterfly type. He won’t break up with me because he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, considering everything I’ve done and do for him. FML

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Nice to know, thanks

By Annie - 16/10/2010 08:20 - India

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

Looks like he's your type after all.

Bstaut 8

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:44

2 things 1. grow up, you asked walked right into that one 2. Women need to learn not to ask a question if they don't want it to be answered. you asked for that one liner and any smart guy with a sense of humor would have made that joke.

lpaul49 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:26

Okay, he was probably joking. Everyone needs to chill the **** out.

kotton720 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 9:55

joke?

Puolukka 4

Thursday 19 March 2009 11:21

I think it was pretty rude of him to say that...(unless he was joking...) But all the people here that are saying "Oh well, at least he must like your personality or he wouldn't be with you" A) He still doesn't have to make a rude comment like that. Why would he? She said something NICE about him by saying her usual type are assholes and he is NOT her usual type, hence not an asshole...why would be respond with a rude comment? B) If you really like or love someone they should be beautiful to you no matter what...I've heard many people say that my husband is ugly or not attractive enough...and I couldn't care less, he may be no Brad Pitt but to me he is beautiful inside and out...and I would never hurt him by telling him he's not attractive...you just don't do that to someone that actually means something to you...

patrick2010 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:47

I hope you dumped his ass if he wasn't joking...

messyfoola89 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 19:37

lmao seems like you got another ass hole hahaha

lpblue 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:16

You've got to know that he was almost certainly joking, right?

wafflemonger 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:35

lpblue and similar commenters, never assume that a girl can take a joke. Girls don't rag on each other the same way guys do, and take comments like this one much more seriously than a guy would. This is not to say all girls can't deal with it; I know I can, as can most of my female friends. But until you've got a clear sense of how a girl will handle it, I'd advise against making jokes at her expense. That being said, the fact that she posted to FML makes me think that this wasn't a joke, because he could have explained himself in the time it took her to type the post.