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By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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Same thing different taste

By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

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Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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Bad guy

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 18:02 - United States - Belleville

Today, I realized I’m not my boyfriend’s “type” anymore. People say I’m beautiful but I guess he wants the filtered, social media-butterfly type. He won’t break up with me because he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, considering everything I’ve done and do for him. FML

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Nice to know, thanks

By Annie - 16/10/2010 08:20 - India

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

Looks like he's your type after all.

Bstaut 8

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squeaky_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:25

the correct response is, "I guess we BOTH continue dating the same types over and over again, huh?"

stolen_sammich 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:50

on the bright side, he probably means that he's found something more substantial than looks within you as a girlfriend.

kellster 2

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:21

That's kind of hilariously ironic: you tell him that the reason he wasn't your type was that he wasn't an asshole, and he responds by being an utter asshole. Looks like you're going to be better off!

hazer 3

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:48

I love how you managed to use the word "insular" properly, but completely failed to get his joke. Us guys say weird shit sometimes in the struggle to be funny. Just roll with it.

nickmattress 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:06

90 percent that was a joke stupid. youve never joked with some by saying "your so gay" or "i hate you"? cuz if not, get a sense of humor

bigcrazymike 6

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:38

Why does everybody think he was joking? Sounds like he just saw what a wonderful person you were and wanted to be with you, despite the fact that he doesn't find you all that attractive. I think that makes him less shallow, doesn't it?