Love: Types

Types

By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 870

You deserved it 11 904

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Same thing different taste

By sprocket - 28/02/2009 18:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 092

You deserved it 28 974

Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 646

You deserved it 101

Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 570

You deserved it 6 746

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 069

You deserved it 3 228

Bad guy

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 18:02 - United States - Belleville

Today, I realized I’m not my boyfriend’s “type” anymore. People say I’m beautiful but I guess he wants the filtered, social media-butterfly type. He won’t break up with me because he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, considering everything I’ve done and do for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 359

You deserved it 162

Nice to know, thanks

By Annie - 16/10/2010 08:20 - India

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 721

You deserved it 4 620

By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 308

You deserved it 5 230

By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 395

You deserved it 3 942

By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 985

You deserved it 6 876

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 323

You deserved it 15 784

wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

Looks like he's your type after all.

Bstaut 8

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Comments

xx_hayleyy 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:42

look, he must have been joking considering you've been dating for over a year. i couldnt imagine a guy wasting his time with someone if he thought that about them.

mostly_emo_loser 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:44

I really do think he was joking. But I dont think we could know, we werent there. It depends on the conversation afterwards. But.....your life blows otherwise

tateno 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:46

# 11 hahaahhaahahahha

RPGod 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:04

Dump that shallow piece of shit

swmr4lyfe3 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:09

he was definitlyy kidding

L0VE_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:14

and he's your boyfriends, wow.

pencilmustache 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:18

why do people click *you deserved that*? IDGI

flyhigh26 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:18

He had to be kidding but either way #1 is exactly right.

Zooma_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:26

This doesn't even make sense. Why would you talk to someone like that you idiot, clearly you have no recognition for the context of which he was speaking. You deserve this one, "aphre"