Tyranny

By luh8r - 09/04/2009 14:38 - Canada

Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
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buhnaynay 0

I hate rebellious kids. And where are they twenty years from now? Drowning because they walked out on you.

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ttonks007 0

wtf. how does that even HAPPEN? and there was nothing you could do to stop this uprising from the rebel forces? lmao, and where did they even GO? a bunch of five year old kids just walked away?? did you try using your authoritative voice? XD so ridiculous. SO ridiculous. and i want more details!!

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yanarach 0

awwww, that would suck! My boyfriend and a good friend of mine both teach swimming lessons, and I can just hear them complaining about a brat like that now. :( Not cool. We better aprehend her now ;)

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feelingblue 0

i blame their parents kidding:))

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Ao572 0

Wow u got owned by a bunch of 5 year olds that stinks

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Makinitez 0

This sounds like a plot for a porno. How? I dunno, this comment was just as useless as that 5 year old. Don't sweat over it =P

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LeCorsaire_fml 0

bitch you can tell even when she is just five.

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kokojellyswirls 0

oh no! They've gone to the dark side :p but that really sucks. I don't like little kids...

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

ttonks007; I ******* LOVE YOU XD the FMLs rarely make me laugh, as do the comments but using the term "uprising of rebel forces" to describe children made me start laughing so loudly xD lmao. OP: Gotta love children. I was volunteering at my sister's school once, and one kid (who was pissed that I didn't give her an animal cracker) shouted "PIG PILE ON SUSAN!". That was fun... /sarcasm

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livelifetodeathx 0

You shouldn't have lost your job. That brat should've been kicked out.

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XxSKELETOxX 0

Okay, every time I press the 'random' button I come to this FML >:O

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dreadfullife 1

In China they throw you into the deep end of a pool if you did that. Works magic. I learned how to swim in 2 days, I was 4. Nothing takes care of bratty kids like discipline. Don't be afraid to scold the kids.

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