Tyranny

By luh8r - 09/04/2009 14:38 - Canada

Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 261
You deserved it 4 697

Same thing different taste

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I hate rebellious kids. And where are they twenty years from now? Drowning because they walked out on you.

wtf. how does that even HAPPEN? and there was nothing you could do to stop this uprising from the rebel forces? lmao, and where did they even GO? a bunch of five year old kids just walked away?? did you try using your authoritative voice? XD so ridiculous. SO ridiculous. and i want more details!!

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If the kid were old enough to write her name, you should have gotten her to sign something for you. Because if she does turn out to be the next revolutionary leader, her autograph would be worth a lot!

i havent read all the comments, so maybe someone said this already, but lead in the past tense is spelled "led" (this is why the english language sucks.)

dzidziaud 5

lol, #14. I sat there for like fifteen seconds, thinking, "letch wah-leh-sah?" Then I finally realized, ohhh, Lech Wa??sa! :) polish pride

sucking at your job is only your own fault

duchesse427 0

damn, i know the feeling. my cousin sometimes persuades my sister to act up

seriously_wtf 0

at least it will be easier to drown her :)

Just wait 15 years, then go and push the now-20 year old into the deep end. Revenge served like yummy ice cream.

You got fired? Do they not have a screening process to weed out children with behavioral problems before putting them in classes with people who aren't trained to handle that kind of thing?

rt523 0

#12 i'd like to see you control a group of 5 year olds...and if she hit the kid im pretty sure she would have gotten sued by the brats parents. that sucks, its why i am no longer a day camp counselor.