Tyranny

By luh8r - 09/04/2009 14:38 - Canada

Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 261
You deserved it 4 697

Same thing different taste

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I hate rebellious kids. And where are they twenty years from now? Drowning because they walked out on you.

wtf. how does that even HAPPEN? and there was nothing you could do to stop this uprising from the rebel forces? lmao, and where did they even GO? a bunch of five year old kids just walked away?? did you try using your authoritative voice? XD so ridiculous. SO ridiculous. and i want more details!!

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If you have to make a joke to make your FML funny then you probably shouldn't post it.

musicjunkie22 0

I'm sorry, but thats just hilarious!

perhaps this little kid is acting out for attention. Maybe you should talk to her parents about it...

junjouromantica 0

You should of kicked her ass into the pool and told the rest off the class "this is why you need to know how to swim."

you got owned by a 5 year old... you suck and don't deserve that job

shadow_duv 0

thats kinda rough, its not like theres anything the teacher can do.

0 3

Lost your job? Don't you get paid in advance?

she's awful charismatic for a five year old

seitosilver 0

If she lead them in a strike it doesn't necessarily follow that she threatened them into it. Not that your life doesn't suck, but calling a five year old with exceptional leadership skills a tyrant is a bit much.