Unfair

By slappedright - 26/07/2011 23:19 - United States

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC Fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year-old girl in the face. FML
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crisspz 4

butterfly's are supposed to be graceful....

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BeautifulDemonKP 4

did that once and she was ok for 20 seconds then started cryin it was hilarious and painful to watch.

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mrahhhhh 21

I know how the both hilarious and painful thing feels... Once I was at Knotts Berry Farm waiting in line for a roller coaster and was drinking water from a bottle. I finished it and started doing the trick where you tighten the bottle to build pressure, then quickly release the cap to "shoot" it. I made sure to aim at the part of the waiting area that had no people (there were not many people that day) and shot it there. However, by sheer horrible luck, it managed to hit a wooden post and ricochet back, hitting some 6 year old boy square in the forehead! He was also fine for about 5 seconds, and then started bawling. At first I just turned away hoping not to get caught, but then I wanted to apologize (my friends made me too). At this point I was shocked and amazed at my bad luck, and just turned around and apologized to the kid's mom and the kid himself repeatedly. They said it was ok, also repeatedly/ Then the full gravity of the situation hit me, and I just started simultaneously feeling terrible and feeling like laughing. I ended up turning around and giggling like some deranged maniac for about 5 minutes, thinking of how I shot a bottle and managed to hit a kid in the forehead while aiming the other way. My friends thought I was a jerk but goddamn if it wasn't hilarious. If I got shot the same way I'd be laughing too. The funny thing is that my friends forgot about it like 20 minutes later, and to this day I still get a guilty laugh out of being one of the few who ever shot a 6 year old in the forehead with a bottle while aiming the opposite way at an open window. Plus his face was priceless :) .

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allard 14

Cool story bro.. No, really, it was!

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Foppe 9

I was thinking tl;dr, then saw 16 votes, decided to read, and it was funny as hell :) Edit: not that hell is funny...

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mrahhhhh 21

Looks like the Monarch from Venture Brothers has a challenger for the title of most hilarious butterfly related villainy! :)

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dreamering 16

Good thing you remember to ask the girl about her age

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_daniellesays_ 10

wow.. Haha good point .

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sourgirl101 28

I could look at a child and estimate their age. I would say many could, all you need to do is compare them with another child you know around that age.(: Especially when they're missing their baby teeth.(:

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mrahhhhh 21

#15: Unlike other situations, asking about age won't help prevent possible jail time though :) .

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sourgirl101 28

Come my lady Come come my lady you're my butterfly Sugar.baby *whack*

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band_geek 18

Hence why you should look around before doing anything someone close to you asks you to do something so that you don't hit anyone, including children.

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thetrollyoulike 6

how is this an FML? you got to hit a little girl! lol

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