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By dr immature - 23/12/2013 23:11 - United States - Washington

Today, I diagnosed a patient with a spastic colon. For some reason, the term "spastic colon" has always amused me, and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I said it. By the time I managed to stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my patient was visibly angry. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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By yolo is for shitheads - 09/10/2012 16:07 - United States

Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2022 15:00

Today, after fasting for 24 hours and drinking 2 buckets of laxatives, my doctor's office notified me that my colonoscopy had been cancelled. I'd just finished the prep by taking the fart pills, and now have the cleanest colon ever. A lot of time spent on the toilet that I’ll never get back though. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML

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Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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sciullo 14

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:04

I'm glad to see doctors still find medical terminology childish

that_band_nerd 22

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:05

Well OP, your name sums it up pretty well.

Comments

Mommy_of_one 2

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:17

I have a spastic colon and I would have laughed with you OP.

pandalover69 26

Tuesday 24 December 2013 15:17

You obviously don't know what that is because if you did you wouldn't laugh. Spastic colon is when you literally can not control the shit that's coming out of you. You could randomly shit your pants and there's nothing you could do to prevent it. Would you be laughing if that's what you had?

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Tuesday 24 December 2013 17:49

You dumbass, 99. I also have spastic colon. It's another word for IBS. Abd I have no problem "controlling the shit coming out of me." Come back when you have a clue what you're talking about.

Mommy_of_one 2

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:00

That's funny, I have never shat my pants and control it

maxhhh 18

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:17

Your bedside manner is great.

rob02 19

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:54

good job there doc.

takuan2k 13

Tuesday 24 December 2013 9:15

This dude cannot be a doctor. Spastic colon isn't even a real thing.

glabberfasted 16

Tuesday 24 December 2013 10:17

He's either a GP, Gastro, or ER doc. With as many people who go to the ER with constipation, I wouldn't rule out ER physician.

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Tuesday 24 December 2013 11:05

Though I can't blame you, a part of being a doctor is controlling yourself when it comes to these situations. Takes time.

pandalover69 26

Tuesday 24 December 2013 15:15

It takes at least 7 years to become a doctor, the OP had more then enough time to get over it.

Kain713 14

Tuesday 24 December 2013 11:11

Aww come on people, if I was ever diagnosed with a spastic colon I'd probly laugh, why shouldn't the doctor?

Ms_ValS 27

Tuesday 24 December 2013 12:11

You truly are doctor immature. How could you laugh at the illness of a patient. My advice is to say it many times to yourself, laugh it out, then meet with your patient.