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Unprofessional

By dr immature - 23/12/2013 23:11 - United States - Washington

Today, I diagnosed a patient with a spastic colon. For some reason, the term "spastic colon" has always amused me, and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I said it. By the time I managed to stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my patient was visibly angry. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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Leave me alone

By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML

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Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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By yolo is for shitheads - 09/10/2012 16:07 - United States

Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 24/12/2022 15:00

Today, after fasting for 24 hours and drinking 2 buckets of laxatives, my doctor's office notified me that my colonoscopy had been cancelled. I'd just finished the prep by taking the fart pills, and now have the cleanest colon ever. A lot of time spent on the toilet that I’ll never get back though. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML

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Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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sciullo 14

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:04

I'm glad to see doctors still find medical terminology childish

that_band_nerd 22

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:05

Well OP, your name sums it up pretty well.

Comments

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 24 December 2013 23:27

You make money than I do and you laugh at a patient's clearly embarrassing condition?? You should start pretending to be a duck!

CrAzYELF4 26

Tuesday 24 December 2013 23:30

Grow up bro

sanecatlady 13

Wednesday 25 December 2013 1:24

Must be hard being a doctor. Everyone expects you to know everything, be serious all the time, never make mistakes and generally not be a human being.

GogglesOnDuck 4

Wednesday 25 December 2013 6:06

maybe you should have gone into a different specialty. just sayin.

broncofan1 3

Wednesday 25 December 2013 9:58

Oh lighten up ppl! He thought it was funny and so do i! Get your panties out of a bunch! U ****** ppl need to pull the stick out of ur asshole!

Cas547 8

Wednesday 25 December 2013 15:58

Hahaha, I'm smiling just just reading it. I don't blame you, though doctors generally are a little more respectable.

irdoc 1

Wednesday 25 December 2013 21:20

Sounds like you needed to go into psychiatry! Couldn't stop laughing during that rotation!

coraline123c 23

Thursday 26 December 2013 0:18

Way to tell it to him easily.

rawme21 12

Thursday 26 December 2013 1:43

Nothing funny about a spastic colon.. Especially during the holidays :(

grunt_fml 17

Thursday 26 December 2013 3:41

I am sorry to say that OP, but in this moment your behaviour was that of an asshole. As a doctor, you should be able to control yourself in such a situation. What will you do next? Find out how funny the words "pancreatic carcinoma" are?