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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spanaway

Today, an elderly patient complained because I used the words "vaginal" and "breast". I work at an OB-GYN's office. FML
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Welshite 39

"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."

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deet124 11

You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"

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toolazytotype99 18

Ma'am, I'm here to ensure your melons and Vajayjay are doing good.

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SuperWhoMarvLock 22

My mom yelled at me when my best friend texted me the word "uterus" while comforting me when I was on my period. She couldn't even say it, she just pointed at the word. xD I suppose women raised back then are still used to bring quite modest. :/

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GrumpyGrinch 23

I almost agreed with the comment that people back then were raised more shy. But then did some calculations in my mind. Those who are in their 70ies and 80ies now were young in 1960-1970ies. You know, thats the era of girls throwing their panties at Elvis on stage, miniskirts, bikinis, bra-burners, sex revolution, free love, etc, etc. This one you met - ask her about forever living - she is most probably from the victorian era!

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PtCaboose 21

Vcan someone tell me what OBGYN is? Please don't yell at me, I already feel stupid...

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alaina1104 11

Obstetrician/gynecologist. A doctor dealing with female reproductive health, basically.

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writerchic85 25

Surely she has been to the Gyno before?

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PhoenixChick 26

Ma'am, how is your bearded clam today? Any lumps in your sweater stretchers? Have you been checking your dairy section every month?

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