Work: Use morse code

Use morse code

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spanaway

Today, an elderly patient complained because I used the words "vaginal" and "breast". I work at an OB-GYN's office. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:20

"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."

deet124 11

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:19

You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"

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mlustpdx 17

Sunday 17 July 2016 16:11

next time say pussy hole for ****** and *******

storethis 17

Tuesday 19 July 2016 4:40

Should have used "Pussy" and "*******"

8djht8 19

Tuesday 19 July 2016 5:29

u should try snatch and titty whoppers

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