Use morse code

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spanaway

Today, an elderly patient complained because I used the words "vaginal" and "breast". I work at an OB-GYN's office. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 722
You deserved it 830

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"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."

deet124 11

You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"

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next time say pussy hole for ****** and *******

Should have used "Pussy" and "*******"

u should try snatch and titty whoppers