Use morse code
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spanaway
I agree, your life sucks
13 722
You deserved it
830
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spanaway
Keywords
"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."
You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"