Use morse code

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spanaway

Today, an elderly patient complained because I used the words "vaginal" and "breast". I work at an OB-GYN's office. FML
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Welshite 39

"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."

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deet124 11

You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"

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Welshite 39

"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."

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gingerlover01 24

since there was certainly no way around you saying that you'll likely not get into anu trouble where you work. the elderly woman was most likely a little senile

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Calingaladha 21

How dare you use anatomically correct terms? I'm shocked and appalled!

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Dark_Cecilia 20

So what, she wants you to say pussy and *******?

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seichan 7

It annoys me that people nowadays are way too sensitive. If a hospital/clinic is not an acceptable place to say those words, then shit, why do we even have words for them then? Vaginas and breasts exist people. Get over it.

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Dale_shackleford 13

This comment would be appropriate 60 years ago.

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Tripartita 44

The bizarre shame, embarrassment, and ignorance associated with female anatomy has been around for centuries. The ********, which isn't merely the small protruding glans we're most familiar with, was subject to constant rediscovery due to researchers omitting it from older anatomy books. If anything, we're doing much better nowadays.

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tiptoppc 19

Bet those researchers couldn’t find the G Spot and was too embarresssed to admit other things exist they can’t find…

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chicagossirish 7

how dare you use medical terms you should of said knockers and va Jay Jay

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trucker2 33

Maybe she preferred you to call it the headache rack and jiffy lube station..... Sounds like she just wanted her half coupon...

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MV3_Heat_Fan 13

Am I the only one picturing Dr Elliot Reed? Bajingo

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pixiebubz 26

I love Elliot. Penis is "schwing schwong", ****** is "bajingo" and cervical mucus is "icky sticky".

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EvilLittleMan 23

OP, you might want to ease up on the language to "cooter pooch" and "jugs" instead.

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