Transportation, Cars and Love: Useful idiot

Useful idiot

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML

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You deserved it 4 534

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chino627 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:15

make him pay for gas

Pawned71 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:38

pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was

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daisy_marie1102 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 13:20

Awwwww.. he's a cheap loser be proud he's not your boyfriend anymore

alexandrab 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:06

what an ass hole I'll pray tonight his car gets towed on Friday so he has to wait till Monday to pay to get it out lol

cubagirl 2

Tuesday 25 September 2012 15:24

What a douche bag

NamelessFace 22

Monday 1 September 2014 18:38

Smash in his windows or something. That way he has to get it repaired again AND won't have anyone to drive him.

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I agree, your life sucks 41 481

You deserved it 3 362

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You deserved it 84 093

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You deserved it 3 714

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I agree, your life sucks 23 041

You deserved it 3 961

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You deserved it 181

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You deserved it 12 903