Transportation, Cars and Love: Useful idiot

Useful idiot

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 075

You deserved it 4 534

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

chino627 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:15

make him pay for gas

Pawned71 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:38

pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was

Comments

rawritsgreta7 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 2:51

someone's an asshole.

stroudie94 9

Wednesday 18 May 2011 3:21

did you slash his ******* tires yet?

theten_fml 9

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:24

wow. do everything you can to get him back. he's a smart one.

ebz_fml 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:58

what a tool, i was used to by my ex of 4 years.. Loser and a half.

autezz24680 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:59

huh... did your ex win the lottery? hahahaha, what a coincedence that would be. LOL:)

iwuvmydime 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:24

what a jerk

cutielilangel 8

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:20

I say Wreck his car!!!! lol

st3lios89 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:33

hahaha.... ur bf's an uber-lad!!

BraxtonIsFRESH45 5

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:12

What an ass.

DeLpHe3zY 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:32

slash ze tires

Keywords

Poopoo peepee Gross Animals Cats Awkward Smells Love Miscellaneous Embarrassing Health Painful First Dates Work Christmas Grieving Social Media Music Anniversary Boredom Intimacy Abuse Ironic Transportation AITA Alcohol Am I overreacting? Drunk Kids Parents Gun control

The Top

Today, at work I accidentally shut down a computer that does the essential routine jobs and hasn’t been turned off in 11 years. When it turned on again all the updates we’ve been ignoring decided to run at the same time. The run time is currently 4 hours and our whole office is in a shambles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 230

You deserved it 478

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 643

You deserved it 29 280

The Top

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 968

You deserved it 13 010

Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 791

You deserved it 5 324

Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 207

You deserved it 3 494

Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 306

You deserved it 4 555

Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 992

You deserved it 6 961

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 181

You deserved it 2 587