Useful idiot

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 075
You deserved it 4 534
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chino627 0

make him pay for gas

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Pawned71 0

pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was

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fjretsel 1

Damn!!! That's a great plan!!!!

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rimzoni 6

do u need bf, i definetly need ride :D

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wierdlyMyLifeSux 0

My girlfriend dumped me on Christmas eve over text while i was out visiting my family. we lived together and all my stuff was sitting in the snow outside our apartment. Sometimes i believe its better to be single. you will get past it hun...

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Is he a total dick? Absolutely. But I have a sneaky suspicion this isn't the first time he's been a dick and taken advantage of the OP. =

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13yearoldboy 0

what the **** does **** mean?

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ydnar 5

I love all these comments about smashing up his car, flatten the tires and punching him in the balls. Even though this guy didn't cheat It reminds of Carrie Underwood's song "Before He Cheats" I wonder how many women either ended up in jail or got the crap beat out them for taking this song serious. Just get over it OP.

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