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By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;

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andres19 0

shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars

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heathersmorin 0

Next time you decide not to get dressed, call me! I love hanging out butt ass naked.

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chammi 0

Ugh, thank God your children are young and don't see what their mother posts on FML. GROSS.

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heathersmorin 0

Oh my ****! Does ANYONE in this god damn world have a sense of humor?! If your on FML without out one, it's not the place to be.

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chammi 0

45, I have a great sense of humor. it's inappropriate for you, married I'm assuming, and with two kids, to be talking like that. I'm sure your husband would love to know how you like to get butt ass naked, but for the rest of the Internet to know is a little too much for someone who should be mature.

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MrGold 0

47, Obviously not. You have no sense of humor. Who says their is an age restriction on having a sense of humor? Even if you have kids or even grand kids it doesn't matter. When you turn 30 your going to be as entertaining as a pickle. The more you laugh and joke the better your life will be. It saddens me you don't know a person in your life with a sense of humor. Cue the small violin.

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docscientist 9

No, once you're a mother, you obviously need to become a boring, uptight, yawnfest, devoid of any personality you once had and now exist only for your kids.

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heathersmorin 0

It's a joke. I don't actually sit around my house naked, especially with my children running around. I don't know why your reading so much into it. It was a total joke to to what OP said above about "I got dressed up for the first time in days." Refering that they were hanging around their house naked. I was saying to that JOKINGLY hey yea I like to do that do (not really because that's not actually what OP was doing because it was a JOKE). OP was getting dressed nicely instead of sweats/pjs I'm assuming because they haven't left the house in a few days and then discovered what had happened. Now do you get it.

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heathersmorin 0

Now that I've broken it down Barney style, you may understand.

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geko911 22

wow r.a.p.e. that was an awesome come back n btw.. wow fk that fker who calls u immature! god damn ppl are srupid sometimes there is no age for having fun!!!

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Soreeyeah 17

I heart you heather. You are my idol. Lol.

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heathersmorin 0

And that boner, was yours. ;-)

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lmaoatall 6

one time I left my car keys accidently in my vehicle. when the police found it and I recovered my car, the sob still went ahead and used a screw driver on the ignition. ungrateful bastards. you make it easy for them and they still find it necessary to be destructive. ******* ass holes. true story though.

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lmaoatall 6

ps, forgot to mention, it was stolen on Christmas day. I told the cop after giveing my report, merry ******* Christmas to me. he laughed.

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lmaoatall 6

I did boners. I did.

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NaoPudding 8

Oh, wow. They busted your window for nothing. I would think they'd check to see if the door was unlocked first... I mean, if I was going to rob someone's stuff from their car, I would check. (not that I would rob anyone) That really sucks though. I guess next time you just shouldn't leave anything valuable in your car next time?

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Jrefinne 7

A lot of people these days lack common courtesy, even robbers. A courteous robber always checks the door first.

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ErfurtCity83 0

the robber opened the door After shmashing the window ;) this is the way to get in a Car. ...

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dummiedee18 0

the door was probably unlock cuz the thief unlocked after breaking the window durhhhhh

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yuggi1 11

Yup, I doubt he was going to get out through the window.

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TrueStory22 0

Nice, I was going to say the same thing. I had to scroll all the way down to the near 50th person to see that someone caught that.

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

same^^ haha idk why it took so long for someone to realize this

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getupstandup_fml 2

This is obvious! Suppose you were locked out of your car but a window were down. Is it easier reach through the window to open the door from the inside or climb all your body through? A thief has the same choice but the window frame has edges of broken glass.

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yuggi1 11

Noooouuuuu! Not the windows! YDI for dressing up just to go eat sushi.

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