Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;

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andres19 0

shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars

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hammerfall26 6

what was the relevance of you getting dressed up in your story? just tell us your shyt got jacked. we get it FYL

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EvilTeddysRock 2

"like a good neighbor state farm is there!"

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ashleecole18 0

anyone else notice he said the side doors were unlocked? is there a front door? I thought it was a car not a house?

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danz123 7

Wait, unless you actually witnessed the person smash your window ad take your car, how would you have known that the window was smashed, if the car was gone? Or, by your car being robbed, do you mean the things inside it?

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misslc 4

ummm, is the first sentence of this story necessary?

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tabarnak_fml 7

What does the dressing up part have to do with the FML.

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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

One time, my friend had sushi that had worms in it. Then they got up into his brain and grew and shot out of his eyes like worm bullets.

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awesomeloser14 0

*singing* iiiiirrrrrroooooonnnnnnnyyyyyyyy.

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kitteh_noodles 2

I don't get it, if the was robbed then I wudnt be there,would it?

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Sniper_Fidelis 1

I can't tell if I want to call you a dumbass

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