Van life

By big mouth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Northland

Today, at work, I saw a van in our car park with "Hurlz Wagon" painted on its side. Laughing, I told the customer who owned it that I loved the name, and I asked was there a funny vomit story behind it. She didn't laugh, and told me it was her family name. FML
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helpfulperson 9

Not your fault, just trying to share a good laugh

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center 5

I suppose you could up the ante by asking her if there is a neat vomit story to her family name.

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olpally 32

Need a moment? Grab a twix... Lol

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Warden1986 16

You've used that line before. Was funny the first time you used, now it's worn off.. Believe the fml was something with a lady. She was singing and was nude, then walked down to her kitchen and painters were sitting at the table.

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olpally 32

You just creeped me out... Thanks... :/

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SirEBC 7

39, why did you feel the need to call this guy out for making the same comment twice? Did it really bother you so much that you felt you just HAD to expose his scandalous lies and deception? Please share with me the thought process that led to "Yes. This is a good idea."

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Enslaved 36

Prime example of my comment on 44! Thanks guys!

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olpally 32

Don't worry... Now you won't hear it from me ever again...

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SenselessPattern 12

I've noticed commenters use the same comments before, and while it does make me disappointed at not seeing something new from them, I have not yet commented about my disappointment. Except possibly now....you tricked me....

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Warden1986 16

46 Impulse. 45 I did not mean to creep you out. 55 Come off it we both know you have to comment on a fml again. I'm on this app, everyday so. I just so happen to remember his comment. Apologies for having a good memory. Beside you tell me you, ever see something more then ounce or twice, and you're over it? Like when someone comments "first" on fml?

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olpally 32

To be honest, I just thumb it down or move on if I see a repeat comment.. I don't go out of my way calling people out on it, I did yesterday, but I've never done it before than... Honestly, I don't care... This is now the 2nd time I've been called out for making original comments, once again, if u don't like it, then thumb it down and stop personally attacking me.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

It sucks when someone has an unfortunate or unusual last name huh? At least it wasn't anything sexual.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Like Harry Wang

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racheljessie 17

Or Lester Mull. I have actually heard of someone with that name!

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gracehi 31

My dad once knew a guy named Mr. Bastard. People would try to pronounce his name weird ways, but he'd say, "No, no, no, it's Bastard. Bastard by name, bastard by nature."

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kakarot2 11

My music teacher's name was Bates. She has a masters in music. So we called her master. Bates.

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pabst4america 1

Bitch wasn't having any of your good natured humor I guess. Honest mistake

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

No humor??? Shit.. If that was me, I would have busted out laughing. I get that kind of stuff with my last name too and instead of being upset, I laugh with them. :D but I'm a humorous person xD

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_krystallynn_ 11

welll thats embarrassing. lol she could have laughed it off.

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Enslaved 36

She was probably tired of hearing the same joke after joke about it. Just because the OP found it funny, doesn't mean that Ms. Hurlz must laugh at it too. People here on FML should understand. God forbid anyone make a "shitty situation" joke or the likes, now a day. The mob crew will claw your eyes out because they have heard it before and it's no longer funny. Now imagine hearing that joke for YEARS.

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