Vibe check: strong crystal mom energy

By me. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's response to my question about where our relationship was going was, "Let me check what my Celtic Runes have to say about it." FML
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Haha_oh_wait 4

It's better than checking what her alphabet soup has to say.

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ayooBrandon 12

fingers crossed it says "sex everyday"

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newmandotcom 6

If he's not man enough to tell her those are bogus, she might not have to cast a spell to make it smaller since its already small enough...

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carleilam 3

You are both idiots! You can save yourself / run! No hope for her!

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hateevryone 14

do yourself a favor and end it.

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MsMeiriona 2

Celtic runes? Pretty sure there's no such thing. Futhark, runes, are Nordic.

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Dearbhail 1

Yes, Futhark/Futhorc were Norse/Old English. But Ogham were Irish. Different kind of rune.

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pdp_fml 21

Time to end this relationship. I think that you should get a new girlfriend.

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bizarre_ftw 21

88 - I could ask the same thing about god

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Arch27 27

@15: Tough to judge without the Bird/Parish/McHale variables.

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