Cars and Transportation: Vicious circle

Vicious circle

By nicklesg - 23/06/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 559

You deserved it 14 513

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By brokeasajoke - 11/11/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 559

You deserved it 3 290

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By Stickerless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42 cent postage, so now I have to pay $250 because my mother is cheap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 502

You deserved it 4 477

By Cody - 30/04/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 735

You deserved it 7 052

By loki - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, my roommate and I finally went to the DMV to transfer our vehicle ownership title to our names. On our way out, we joked that we were now responsible for any violations involving our car. We came back to a $35 parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 965

You deserved it 23 537

By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 940

You deserved it 9 638

By willconqueror1 - 22/09/2014 14:25 - United States

Today, coming home from a trip in the mountains, I got a cracked radiator and my car overheated. My dad came to get me, he drove my car and I followed in his. I got pulled over and ticketed for his expired registration. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 273

You deserved it 3 501

By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 457

You deserved it 52 780

By avalanche719 - 26/08/2010 15:09 - United States

Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 754

You deserved it 24 571

This is my life

By Broke - 07/02/2020 05:00 - United States

Today, I need money to fix my car, I need my car to get to work, and I need work to get money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 996

You deserved it 211

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 17:29 - Australia

Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 127

You deserved it 3 374

headshotkillz 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:59

FML! That's what happens when you live in the most ****** up state in the country

notapplicable123 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:00

You should have done that all when you moved to California. Call me insensitive, but YDI.

Comments

prospekt1 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:09

dam gay epa an their ****** bukkshut

funsized4 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:10

aww im sorry... :/ well welcome to california! :) It's the best state in the countryyyy Ive lived here for 14 years and it's my favorite place in the world :) so I guess ignore your first impression. cause california is amazing and beautiful

Poison93_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:21

Female drivers^^

prospekt1 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:23

hey girlygirl, have u ever herad of overgenerlization? because you could teach a masters college course on bein ignorant

prospekt1 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:33

ps: i have dislexia so watch the spelling

JordyRox 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:40

LOLOLOLOL

chaddyd23 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:58

CALIFORNIA **** jersey **** new York **** Jews mexicans niggers Jews and people

Lisimal 7

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:08

155:WE AIN'T GOING NOWHERES!!!!!! MAS PUTO! Pinche redneck.

PaperMoon 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:25

Dude, that just sucks. Hope you can fix the problem!

Chimpangie 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:36

@ farside Is it quite possible that you just contradicted yourself when you said, "You don't know me. you haven't walked in my shoe," when you obviously don't know the OP or the circumstances surrounding his inability to register. You simply assumed he was A) he thought he was above the law or B) a complete idiot. I find that to be unfair and completely hypocritical and that you may spend way too much time on FML when you should be outside maybe trying to get a tan, honestly sweetie I think you're starting to reflect.