Exactly, right from the start you could tell there is more to this story. However, this is FML and people love to jump to conclusions no matter how obvious the situation is.

Looks like the jogging is paying off

unless his son is mentally disabled I see it as a really really really creepy compliment but if I were you I'd be careful next time you jog because you never know what creeps like him are thinking of what they can do...

What's the matter, you don't like older men? ;) Jogging past his house is not a good idea -- you're out of sight before the moment of truth. To be a good neighbor, you should stop and do cartwheels and squats on his lawn :D

They need to take the parental block off the wifi for real

Plot Twist: OP is a male.

Compulsive masturbation is a disability now? Wow, I knew a lot of disabled kids in school.

FML for 28 year old guy, whose life is already ****** up.. " Today I decided not to just sit at home and watch ****, but to exercise with my right hand in fresh air. But my dad objected to my exercising and is trying to get rid of my motivation.

Why does this strangely feel like a Taylor Swift song in the making?

Take a different route...or wear something different while jogging...