Roommate and Love: Wait, what?

Wait, what?

By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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You deserved it 4 777

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Same thing different taste

By EyesOffMe - 07/09/2009 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

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You deserved it 58 994

Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 370

You deserved it 4 285

Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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You deserved it 23 088

This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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You deserved it 223

Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 279

You deserved it 1 147

Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 314

You deserved it 1 133

Nice try

By Nina - 21/04/2023 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 236

You deserved it 767

By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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You deserved it 144

Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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You deserved it 9 545

By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 607

You deserved it 716

skullbuster 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:06

Well, I guess you two are sharing more than the rent. [rimshot].

Casualt1234 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:08

choke a bitch.

Comments

deadend91 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:37

Agreed with #25

tpt09 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:41

Maybe they're cousins? XD

ky_stone22 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:42

well your life isn't totally ****** yet. maybe they're exes? if it really is as it sounds, then yes, FYL and slap that bitch plus your cheating dick of a boyfriend :)

Nightfallz 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:50

ydi for getting bitter about someone changing cloths

ahatfield1 1

Friday 22 March 2013 2:01

*clothes

simpsonman3000 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:52

HE'S A CHEATING BITCH! DUMP HIS ASS AND MURDER HIS FAMILY! oh sorry... i was just copying a typical response from some people on FML to one of these situations. maybe he once walked in on her naked on accident...? or maybe he was just ******* her behind your back

prb 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:53

id say YOULIFEISFUCKED but im drunk so YDI, but it is ****** if im sober

prb 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:53

id say YOULIFEISFUCKED but im drunk so YDI, but it is ****** if im sober

shortgurlsaywahh 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:56

why are so many people against the roommate ? uhm he knew ?! I mean unless of course they hooked up before you two got together ; in which case you can't really blame either of them

grungecat 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:02

YDI no doubt.

worldjudge 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:03

what did he see? what did he see? can i see?

birman 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:37

Love your attitude dude!!These are the kind of comments I look for on this website. You made me laugh, and your humour is charming. (I 'm referring to #35 comment). As for the changing roomate trick she pulled...she's got some "SPLAINING" to do!