Roommate and Love: Wait, what?

Wait, what?

By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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Same thing different taste

By EyesOffMe - 07/09/2009 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

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Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Nice try

By Nina - 21/04/2023 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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skullbuster 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:06

Well, I guess you two are sharing more than the rent. [rimshot].

Casualt1234 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:08

choke a bitch.

Comments

cheer_leader247 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:28

bowchicka that made me frickn laugh out loud. '"hey, I'm naked in front of you, time to ****"' lmaoooooooo xD

Shawty15 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:15

Young Sparta aka young **** WTF r u sayin? Don say shit bout Persians u fcking ****! Persians fcked u in da ass

Redneck325Ci 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:25

You're illiterate. STFU! =)

Young_Sparta 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:46

that's cute i made a friend =] like i said before, you want some? we'll fight in the shade.... but learn to read first, so i dont have to try to understand your gibberish...

dyld921 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:15

Just because he's seen her naked doesn't necessary mean he's ****** her. You don't have to be so paranoid.

Young_Sparta 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:04

Agreed, in my rare case i have to warn people before i get naked... never drink more than 18-24 beers... college is fun!!

Shyman4ever 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:02

Have a THREESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happyvalleygirl 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:12

Hahh I used to do that to my roommate. Poor girl.

6_6meg 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:16

I'd be pissed. really.

kellster 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 10:13

That blows. Not only is your bf a cheater, but your roommate is a terrible friend AND totally casual about that fact. Wow. I'm so sorry.

FarSide 22

Saturday 25 July 2009 15:50

If your boyfriend and you marry, your roommate would not have any hesitation screwing your husband, and vice versa. They would be too casual to say no, and you would be considered the uptight prude They are obviously comfortable with the casualness, you better be too, or else you will have a 4-alarm FML here again.

Astraea 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 11:35

shitt your life sucks :/ if i was through the same situation, i would definitely freak out and tear them up. Sorry for you, but however it may not mean that your bf cheated on you, rather your roommate is a total bitch.