Work, Friends and Birthday: Waitressing blues - FML

Waitressing blues

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Today, I sang "Happy Birthday" to my best friend. Sadly, it was while waitressing at work, where they were having a celebration I hadn't been invited to in the first place. FML

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your_ma 27

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:38

I'm not sure you're really best friends...

XSeraphinX 18

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:39

Is the person aware you're best friends?

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cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 0:15

I hope you talked to her about it later.

gracie3434 9

Friday 4 April 2014 23:33

I'm sorry OP:(

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 6 May 2014 12:13

Nice best friend.

melly1422 5

Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:26

are you sure you are both on the same page with the whole best friend label?

ZelmaSlayer 30

Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:50

If you were best friends then she probably knew you were working that day and that's why you didn't get an invite. However she chose your restaurant so you can still somewhat be there :)

Xkillz302 10

Saturday 8 October 2016 1:22

redo that friend list

kevingirl 6

Tuesday 3 October 2017 16:26

seriously. What is wrong with you? obviously she is not your best friend. smarten up

sharond23 10

Saturday 9 December 2017 21:57

I hate to tell you this but she's not your best friend.

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Today, I was about to take a dump when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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Today, I tried to sneak a snack from the kitchen without waking anyone up. In my stealthy quest for a late night sandwich, I managed to knock over a stack of pots of pans and woke up the entire frat house. FML

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Today, I had someone place two separate to-go orders, so that he could use two of his "25% off" coupons. He couldn't understand why it wasn't 50% off his total bill, no matter how many times I plainly explained it to him. FML

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Today, I tried to point out to a chap in a van waiting at the lights that his tyre was flat, and that the rim had been spitting sparks all the way down the road. I was told in no uncertain terms, “Mind your own bleedin' business!” FML

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Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

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Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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