Wakey wakey

By 30000 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML
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Jasim 17

Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)

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Comments

vikky538 28

once I spit it on mirror... not a good a day...

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anthonyksee 11

Since when was their opposite day??

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KuzzBuzz3 15

It's morning (I'm assuming) no ones fully alive enough to function just yet...

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vbmah 12

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this really isn't a FML, or if it is then it's a very mild one.

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xKai_Axelx 12

i once used bodywash as lotion...the bottles don't even look the same

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tukies 28

I once put my rx poison ivy cream on my tooth brush. That was one of the biggest surprises of my life.

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shmoooopie 29

I did that with hemorrhoid cream once

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aaronsayshi 21

I thought you were going to say you absentmindedly swallowed

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jordynmeyer 6

You're an idiot. JK. I do that kind of stuff every day.

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