Wakey wakey

By 30000 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML
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Jasim 17

Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)

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Greenteamextreme 16

I put toothpaste on my hairbrush once.... that was not a good morning.

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Jasim 17

Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)

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MrConcise 34

I know the economy is bad, but most people wouldn't blame you for using new toothpaste each day.

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FroggerForReal 11

we all do that with other things

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flufee2 27

This is why people should swallow... Wink wink

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milehigh52 22

Oh so you are "that guy". Please don't comment if that is the best your unoriginal mind can think of. Seriously I've heard knock knock jokes funnier than your comment.

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flufee2 27

Were those knock knock jokes about your face? **** off

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danielhartlesss 13

Is this a new life hack for making drawers smell better

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