Still drunk from NYE? ;)

I put toothpaste on my hairbrush once.... that was not a good morning.

Well you should have swallowed :)

Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)

That moment when you put cereal in the fridge and milk in the cabinet.

I know the economy is bad, but most people wouldn't blame you for using new toothpaste each day.

we all do that with other things

This is why people should swallow... Wink wink

Is this a new life hack for making drawers smell better

Well guess what today's my birthday.