Wakey wakey

By 30000 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML
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Jasim 17

Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)

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joe3_fml 15

Better than accidentally swallowing a mouthful of toothpaste. Trust me on this one.

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jeragonm 15

Why is this an FML?

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willliamfriend 18

I did that a few times was not the easiest thing to clean either.

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Epickitty58 29

I did that once too. Wipe it up within a few minutes and nobody will know.

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more4me 27

I once put my car keys in the fridge.

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TypoFairy 20

I've "lost" my car key on top of my car. I thought it was completely gone and shelled out $100 for a new one. Spit can be cleaned up. I can never get back THAT $100 :(

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star_dust_babe 12

We've All done things like this! But yes FYL.

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jackacar12436 17

Your life is over, you spat in a drawer.

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