Wakey wakey
By fuuuuck - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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I get the "got up early" but who takes baths in the mornings? My alarm goes off, and I'm out the door 35 minutes later showered and shaved....
That's exactly what I was thinking!
FYLDeep
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Sounds a lot like me.
nc21690
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that sucks hope you have a understanding boss with somewhat of a heart
That's why you take a shower
Kesha?
chengy4191
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How pruned were u? Lol
Baths - bathing in your own filth :(
That's why you take a nice shower in the morning! Gets you awake without killing a chunk of your time :)
This is completely off-topic, but I adore your picture:D
trippin' on mister clean man, couldn't make it to class, sorry professor moriarty
perdix
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You should have taken close-up shots of your prune dick and your raisin balls. Make those pics your presentation and you'll become an instant legend. Everyone will clap for you as security marches you out.
That's why you take a shower instead of a bath... Especially if you needs go somewhere in less than 3 hours. I could literally spend the entire day in my bath lol
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Sorry but the first thing I thought of is how wrinkly your fingers must've been haha
Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.