Wanking yourself to death

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

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Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
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DocBastard 38

Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

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iliketurdles 7

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Take it easy next time and don't be ripping your schlong off in the process.

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mrahhhhh 21

YDI for not realizing that vigorous exercise can sometimes involve 2 balls, not just one.

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DocBastard 38

Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

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RedPillSucks 31

He's gonna have an arm like popeye after this exercise workout.

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Screwie 25

Don't consider the idea of not stopping by to comment, that'll give the FML comments even less decent comments to enjoy reading. /creeped on your profile, Doc

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scarecrow96797 2

did you jerk off so hard that you punched yourself in the nuts?

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RedPillSucks 31

and squirtled on his face.

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talktomandybaby 8

tmi..............TMI

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mintcar 9

So much for the health benefits of masturbation, eh?

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IneffableLullaby 13

Tell me, is that the most exercise you've gotten recently, OP? Better luck next time!

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