Wanking yourself to death
By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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skins was only good series 1 +2
Hidan_fml
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You just gave me one funny (and arousing) mental picture.
Super win.
Calm down on the masturbating.
this fml made my day
awh dats nasty
emilyxorawr
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maybe you shouldn't "beat your meat" so hard next time.
l0st_in_stere0
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"beat your meat"? ...really? -_-"
tcurry_fml
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really :D
kiakia0131
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41 I *think* that was a reference to another FML.
Yeah, it's referring to one where a guy "beats his meat" to old sexy model pictures, only later realizing that it's actually his grandmother. And about as sexy, too.
caZper
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good thing u didn't faint and waked up by ur mom in her basement
Dude, get a girlfriend.
"It's ok Bernard, you can't let things like this get you down. I know it's your dream to be the top competitor in the 2012 O-lympics solo division, but you need to give your body some time to adjust to the rigorous strain you've been putting it under. You know your idol, Jimmy 'Quickwrist" McPhearson? I bet you didn't know that in his first season of training for the 1992 O-lympics, he came down with a terrible case of carpal tunnel syndrome and had to go through months of physical therapy to get back to where he was. Just don't push yourself too hard, son. You'll get there, and one day, you might just be as quick at the draw as your old man."
lolol_BKYCHO
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I freakin love you hahaha.
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Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!
Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..