Wanking yourself to death

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

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Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
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DocBastard 38

Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

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iliketurdles 7

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

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sweetsydney35 0

That's a turn on ( ;

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_se7en_780 0

Happens to me all the time ;) lol

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ftday 0

next time, just imagine what it will look like if it really kills you.

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mshooter 0

I'd like to promote my shoe called "dermatitis" on FML.

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mshooter 0

show* and my bad if I accidentally spammed the comment section!

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emerica34 0

dude get a life get out meet some ppl then maybe you'll meet someone who will do that for you

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rafty4life 3

I just wanted to point out that just about everyone here is assuming it's a guy... I mean it's possible, but from my experience, women get into masturbation more then guys do, so it's just as possible. besides, I think a guys FML would've been more like, "today, I jerked off so hard, I almost passed out." just sayin.

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Lord_of_0 4

"women get into masturbation more than guys do". At that point, I stopped reading.

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